Martin Martin and the Death Express

Martin Martin and the Death Express is a new satirical action thriller by Sebastian Sullivan.

The book’s hero is Martin Martin, a mild-mannered youthful train manager who, after accidentally killing a passenger (as happens, sometimes!) finds himself involved in a Faustian pact with railway baron Silas March and his right-hand man, the murderous Mr Draconian. Draconian runs the Special Collections Unit, a paramilitary division of ultra-violent ex-ticket inspectors.

March became unaware that it is impossible for him to afford his franchise repayments to the government so formulated the idea to murder fare dodgers and other undesirable passengers, then stripping their funds via falsified wills and moving the money into a fake children’s charity.

Along the way, Martin blackmails a government minister, drowns a gangster in the toilet on a train and  narrowly evades death when a faded TV star tries to hurl him from a roof. 

Eventually Martin manages to trigger an international incident, thus making him a target for the world's espionage services.

The author, Sebastian Sullivan, is a train guard and has spent nearly two decades working in a variety of roles on Britain’s railways. 

Regular passengers on the Midland Mainline M1 corridor route between Sheffield and London St Pancras knew him affectionately as “Sebastian the train manager”, a reputation built on his witty onboard announcements warning passengers about “nefarious and downright shady behaviour” and advising them not to go to work but to go the pub instead. This has given him something of a cult following on social media. 

“The book is a love letter to staying up late as a kid with my older siblings and watching things on TV I shouldn’t have,” says the author from his Nottingham home.

“It nods to the world of Ian Fleming and John Le Carre, but it also has a violent satirical element reminiscent of writers like Chuck Palahniuk and Irvine Welsh. However, it’s forged in the great tradition of English satirists like Douglas Adams, Jasper Fforde and Tom Sharpe. 

The character of Martin Martin is that of a wide-eyed innocent surrounded by corruption and turpitude on all sides. I was inspired by the central characters in Ealing comedies like I’m Alright Jack and The Man in the White Suit as well as Evelyn Waugh’s Paul Pennyfeather. 

"To me there is something very English about the book. In addition, with the current cost of living crisis and currency crashes upon us, the book is very much about how we live now and our government’s paralysis to protect us from predatory capitalism.”

ISBN: 9781739661007

(paperback)

ISBN: 9781739661014

(E-PUB)

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It's available on Amazon and via your local bookshops such as Waterstones and Foyles.

It looks to be an ideal Christmas gift for those who have a satirical sense of humour.