Igor and the Twisted Tales of Castlemaine. You probably know about Igor. Igor was the assistant to Victor Frankenstein's dedicated but troubled assistant who worked with Frankenstein in his laboratory.
But who was Igor? Where did he come from? What were his origins? And what happened to Igor when he managed to screw up enough courage to leave his abusive master and Frankenstein's Castle?
So pleased you asked Igor wound up in the village of Castlemaine. If you thought Frankenstein's Castle was weird, then wait until you see what happens in Castlemaine!
The village is set deep within the Carpathian Mountains and appears to be subject to a curse. Or several.
There are ghostly happenings a-plenty and almost all the inhabitants seem to be perverted on one way or another.
Igor meets up with Esmerelda, the stunningly beautiful daughter of the homicidal local innkeeper. Esmerelda is also prone to the occasional outbursts of violence. Only natural, given the circumstances.
Esmerelda and Igor soon find themselves with a more than plentiful amount of trouble and fun. Maybe fun.
They find themselves tangling with mediums, monsters, maniacs and murderers (that's the Ms covered!) a nun (oh dear! That nun!) and things spiritual and also demonic. Oh, yeah and some Zombies, of course.
Readers follow the duo as they stumble and stride through a variety of amazing adventures together.
It's written by long-term friends and horror movie fanatics Ian J. Walls and Richard L. Markworth.
If you ever thought "That's odd! Whatever did happen to Igor after all the fun and frolics with that Count?" buy this book (from Troubador, £9.99) and you'll learn more than you ever thought possible.
The method of reducing funeral costs is particularly enlightening. Or something.